Human Progenitors Had Barbed Penises

According to a study published in the journal Nature, missing chunks of DNA show that human ancestors may once have had barbed penises. What do you think?

  • “What do you mean 'may once have had'?"”

    Eric Robinson –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I was hoping upon hope you were going to say 'winged,' but no, you said 'barbed' instead."”

    Patricia Thomison –

  • “That all changed when we discovered we could use our hands to pick things up."”

    Christopher Brugerman –
    Assistant Managing Editor

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