American Voices

Human Rights And The U.S.

January 12, 2005 | ISSUE 41•02

According to Amnesty International, the U.S. is no longer the world's human-rights leader. What do you think?

  • Doesn't Amnesty International realize we have covert black-op specialists who shoot people for saying that kind of stuff?

    Chris Winfield
    Plumber

  • I guess our nation's leaders have given up trying to impress sexy, politically active college chicks.

    Dan Eichelberger
    Systems Analyst

  • I'd like to applaud the forward-thinking nations of Angola, Sudan, and Syria for helping vote the U.S. off the U.N. commission. Truly, your countries are examples to us all.

    Eileen Tenace
    Buyer

  • I support whatever Amnesty International has to say. I have to: They sent me those free return-address labels.

    Laurie Almon
    Architect

  • Fine, I'll let the guy out of my basement. Will that fix this up?

    Paul Bevacqua
    Cab Driver

  • America makes the best movies, the best TV shows, and the best snack foods. We can't do everything.

    Raymond Fingers
    Civil Engineer

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