In the May 21 issue, Humbaba was mistakenly identified as the secretary of Housing and Urban Development. He is actually the guardian of the Cedar Forest who was slain by the Sumerian hero-king Gilgamesh. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.