Hummer Drivers Get Most Tickets

A study conducted by a statistical information company concluded that drivers of Hummers received 4.63 times the number of citations other drivers did. What do you think?

  • “Oh, that explains what the little car with the blinky roof lights was doing near me the other day."”

    Lee Laporte –
    Generator Mechanic

  • “I still don't understand why I have to obey traffic laws when I'm clearly such an important person. Conveying that message was the whole reason I bought a Hummer."”

    Gordon Seals –
    Inventory Consultant

  • “That's unfair. People should only get ticketed based on what race they are."”

    Shelly Petrova –
    Regional Sales Manager

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