American Voices

Hypoallergenic Cats

July 17, 2006 | ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•28

An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do you think?

  • Great. Now I have to get my girlfriend pregnant if I want to have an excuse for why we can’t get a cat.

    Carl Walton
    Editor

  • Unfortunately, this breed's chief source of nutrition is ragweed.

    Steve Licher
    Horse Trainer

  • Can I still shave this type of cat in the summertime? Because that’s the only time when being a cat-owner gets interesting.

    Aileen Burton
    Cartographer

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