Hypoallergenic Cats

American Voices • science • technology • ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•28 • Jul 17, 2006

An American biotechnology will soon sell a specially engineered breed of cats that will not trigger a reaction in allergy sufferers. What do you think?

“Great. Now I have to get my girlfriend pregnant if I want to have an excuse for why we can’t get a cat.”
Carl Walton –
Editor
“Unfortunately, this breed's chief source of nutrition is ragweed.”
Steve Licher –
Horse Trainer
“Can I still shave this type of cat in the summertime? Because that’s the only time when being a cat-owner gets interesting.”
Aileen Burton –
Cartographer

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