News in Brief

Hypothetical Question Clearly Not Hypothetical

November 15, 2000 | ISSUE 36•41

YUMA, AZ– Brad Thorstadt was rattled Monday, when hiking partner and longtime friend Ken Daniels asked him a hypothetical question that clearly was not hypothetical. "What the hell did he mean by, 'Hypothetically speaking, if you and Cheryl were into threesomes, would you consider me?'" Thorstadt asked. "That's not the kind of thing you just ask hypothetically." Thorstadt added that he likes Daniels and everything, but damn.

The Onion

[x] Click to close

© Copyright 2012, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.