The Onion recently reported that northbound traffic on I-95 was backed up 25 miles south of Baltimore. We meant that traffic was backed up 1,070 miles north of Miami. The Onion regrets this error.
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.