The Onion recently reported that northbound traffic on I-95 was backed up 25 miles south of Baltimore. We meant that traffic was backed up 1,070 miles north of Miami. The Onion regrets this error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.