Ian McKellen Officiating Patrick Stewart’s Wedding

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 49•12 • Mar 22, 2013

British actor Sir Ian McKellen, famed for his roles as Gandalf and Magneto, will officiate the wedding of fellow British actor and X-Men costar Sir Patrick Stewart, noted for his roles as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and Professor X, when the latter marries his jazz singer fiancée Sunny Ozell. What do you think?

“This has the makings to be the most sonorous ceremony of all time.”
Kendra Silvestri –
Midwife
“Shoot, if I knew he were an option I wouldn’t have had my stupid grandfather as my officiant.”
Skip Rykes –
Almond Paste Mixer
“This is almost exactly like my X-Men fan fiction, except Harry Potter isn’t there.”
Mo Hockridge –
Locomotive Inspector

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