0Our random quote generator once again selected an excerpt from a speech given by murderous Ugandan dictator Idi Amin for last week's "Words Of Wisdom" sidebar. The Onion apologizes that this keeps happening.
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After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.
