IDing Teens At The Movies
Attempting to shield teens from violent imagery, U.S. cinema owners agreed last week to require young people to show photo IDs when buying tickets for R-rated movies. What do you think?
“Man, when I hear adults talk about carding me for a stupid movie, it makes me want to get a bunch of guns and shoot everyone at my school.&quo”
James Goltz –
Student“What's wrong with a bit of the old ultra-violence? Sometimes a droog needs a good tolchock on the old gulliver, O my brothers.”
Richard Borgmann –
Bond Trader“I'm just glad that when I see the South Park movie, the theater won't be filled with noisy juveniles annoying my husband and me.”
Dana Wynegar –
Florist“Well, you have to admit that similar measures have put an end to underage drinking.”
Michelle Kusick –
Speech Pathologist“Shit, man, this blows. I'm 43, but I don't have any ID.”
Fred Hisle –
Systems Analyst“There's a statute of limitations on this, right? Because I got into Stripes in 1981 when I was 12.”
Isaac Brye –
Dishwasher



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