American Voices

Impeach Clinton?

September 23, 1998 | ISSUE 34•08

With Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr's report now in the American people's hands, talk has turned to the prospect of impeaching the president. What do you think?

  • Of course he should be removed from office. For Christ's sake, he had that thing in her mouth.

    Patrick Davis
    Travel Agent

  • The president is faced with a great crisis, and he should do the right thing–marry Monica.

    Emily Tidrow
    Librarian

  • Help me out here. What exactly did he do again? Because I'm really going to need a lot of extremely precise details if I'm to make an informed decision.

    Wayne Bonds
    Systems Analyst

  • Why are we wasting time and money on this ridiculous issue when flag-burning is still legal in this country?

    Samantha Kravec
    Flight Attendant

  • Clinton couldn't have done anything worse if he had traded weapons to a hostile foreign power, secretly diverted taxpayer funds to Central American rebels or knowingly allowed a U.S. naval base to be attacked by Japan.

    Optometrist
    Nathan Capilla

  • The adultery doesn't bother me. It's Clinton's love of frog figurines that weirds me out.

    Jason Durham
    Custodian

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