0TEMPE, AZ–At a house party Saturday, Arizona State University sophomore Lisa Burrell let go of her inhibitions after a single sip of beer. "Jeff, my man, wassup?!" Burrell shouted to fellow partygoer Jeff Sharp before the half-ounce of Budweiser she had ingested was halfway down her esophagus, much less absorbed into her bloodstream. "Wanna dance, baby? Oh, yeah! Shake it!" Burrell is believed to possess the lowest voluntary alcohol tolerance in Arizona State history.
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