August 12, 1998
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New Diet Surge Targets Overweight Snowboarders
08.12.98 | ISSUE 34•02
Out Of Respect For Families, Horrific Disaster Footage Repeated Hourly
Area Mother Enters 16th Year Of Post-Partum Depression
World’s Supermodels Form Hall Of Justice To Protect Ordinary Models
08.05.97 | ISSUE 32•01
Eddie Murphy Fucks Self For $20 Million
02.07.07 | ISSUE 43•06
Destruction Of Rainforest Cafe Clears Room For New Hooters
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