American Voices

Intelligent Design Ousted

November 14, 2005 | ISSUE 41•45

Voters in Dover, PA voted out eight school board members who supported an intelligent-design statement being read in biology class. What do you think?

  • Yeah, but check out who they replaced them with… an 18-year-old politics nerd and a local drag queen who’s always running for office.

    Steve Morton
    Boilermaker

  • I feel kind of bad for them. Where can they be ignorant and influential now?

    Peggy Ramone
    Computer Programmer

  • "Splendid! Now the only authorities left who subscribe to these wacko theories are safely contained in the highest echelons of executive, legislative, and judicial government.

    Christopher Osburn
    Legal Secretary

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