American Voices

Into The Home Stretch

November 1, 2000 | ISSUE 36•39

The presidential election is less than a week away, with polls indicating a virtual dead heat between Bush and Gore. What do you think?

  • I'm not voting. Clinton has been doing a great job, so why bring in some new guy?

    Glen Eyers
    Engineer

  • I was going to vote for Gore until I found out he was losing.

    Neil Kuberra
    Cook

  • My vote for Ralph Nader will send this country a powerful message: Bush is a bad president.

    Paula Buechner
    EMT

  • I'm sorry. I don't mean to be so emotional. It's just that, well, this time of year I really miss John Chancellor.

    Lena Levenhagen

  • Which candidate is going to tax soda? Neither? Looks like I'm back to square one.

    Cory Morrow
    Usher

  • Everyone's making such a fuss about it being the closest election in years, but what did they expect from the closest candidates in years?

    Christopher Rich
    Systems Analyst

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