iPhone 6 Fans Paying Line Holders To Wait Outside Stores

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 50•35 Sep 4, 2014

Apple fans desperate to buy the iPhone 6 on the first day of its release later this month are paying line holders hundreds of dollars to wait outside Apple stores and hold their spots. What do you think?

  • “I care less about the convenience and more about watching a dehydrated, tired man give me the iPhone he just debased himself for.”

    Barry Geist –
    Petroleum Engineer

  • “Wouldn’t it be easier if everyone pooled their money together to hire one really trustworthy guy?”

    Nick Russell –
    Systems Analyst

  • “It may be expensive, but it’s worth it to be one of the first several million people to own an iPhone 6.”

    Melissa Haywater –
    Can Recycler

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