American Voices

iPod Hearing Damage Lawsuit

February 15, 2006 | ISSUE 42•07

A class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple, claiming that iPods have the potential to cause hearing damage. What do you think?

  • I don't know if it causes hearing damage, but the ability to listen discreetly to White Lion has done major damage to my musical taste.

    Cait Farrell
    Teacher

  • This is like when no one warned me my gas bill could skyrocket by turning up my thermostat all the way.

    Ryan Donnelson
    Camp Counselor

  • Doesn't matter. The only thing I use my ears for is to listen to my iPod.

    Andrew J. Friedenthal
    Systems Analyst

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