American Voices

iPod Nano

September 16, 2005 | ISSUE 41•37

Apple recently introduced yet another new iPod, a wafer-thin, flash-based unit that marks the fifth product generation for the popular player. What do you think?

  • At last, after years of false hope and empty promises, I can finally shove 1,000 songs up my ass.

    Gerald Fictner
    Systems Analyst

  • As a maker of custom iPod cases, sleeves, and belt clips, I'd just like to say: Goddammit! Slow the fuck down!

    Rhonda Harkness
    Textile Designer

  • Excuse me? The first two floors of my house are still underwater? Hello? Has anyone seen my wife?

    Kalmon Hubbard
    Currently Unemployed

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