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Iran Gave Up Nuke Program In 2003

December 6, 2007 | ISSUE 43•49

A new assessment by American intelligence agencies stated that Iran halted their nuclear weapons program four years ago. What do you think?

  • This is worse than I thought! They're only four years away from being 16 years away from an atomic bomb!

    Jeff Hestetune
    Septic Tank Installer

  • This marks significant progress. Instead of finding out later, we know right now how wrong we'll be to invade a Middle Eastern nation.

    Alex Burnstead
    Arborist

  • Hold on. Then who exactly can I count on to blow up the world in a not-yet-determined amount of time?

    Brianna Kupperman
    Process Server

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