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Iran Releases British Sailors

April 6, 2007 | ISSUE 43•14

Iran released 15 sailors it had held captive for nearly two weeks, claiming they had entered Iranian waters. What do you think?

  • Maritime borders are very difficult to determine. I find myself accidentally drifting into the waters of my neighbor's bathtub all the time.

    Shelly Fontana
    Nail Technician

  • Considering the way things are going in the Middle East, I'm going to go ahead and call this an American victory.

    Bert Sutherland
    Systems Analyst

  • Oh, that's just fantastic. Now who the hell is going to buy my preemptively crafted 2007 hostage tragedy memorabilia?

    Zack Skinner
    Box Office Representative

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