American Voices

Iran, U.S. Hold Bilateral Talks

May 30, 2007 | ISSUE 43•22

The United States and Iran held their first formal talks in 27 years in order to discuss the security of Iraq. What do you think?

  • Sky-high gas prices, meeting with Iran, Jimmy Carter in the news, it feels great to be 9 years old again.

    Meg Stainer
    Road Construction Worker

  • If we can neutralize the Iranian influence in the region, our only obstacle to peace will be 99 other influences. Progress!

    Nate Williams
    Shoe Cobbler

  • Hopefully this will result in some sort of pan-continental mega-theocracy where the religious zealotry of our respective leaders can dictate every aspect of our lives.

    Patton Konopka
    Systems Analyst

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