American Voices

Iran's Nuclear Program

October 1, 2003 | ISSUE 39•38

Iran faces an Oct. 31 U.N. deadline to prove that it has no secret atomic-weapons program. What do you think?

  • If armageddon devices of biblical proportion don't belong in the hands of fundamentalist religious extremists, where do they belong?

    Matt Donnelly
    Editor

  • A standoff over nuclear weapons? Fun! My father told me about those!

    Steve Buck
    Cashier

  • We have bigger things to worry about in the Mideast than nuclear weapons.

    Bob Wiltfong
    Revenue Agent

  • If Iran breaks the deadline, they'll be in direct conflict with the U.N., which is a really big deal if you're not America.

    Jessica Allen
    Systems Analyst

  • I know how Iran feels! Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines! Ack!

    Rachel Biello
    Paralegal

  • Everyone always says Halloween is going to be scary, but when the International Atomic Energy Agency says it, you can believe it.

    Kurt Braunholer
    Parking Attendant

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