American Voices

Iraq Hostages

September 29, 2004 | ISSUE 40•39

Extremists in Iraq continue to use hostage-taking to convey their message, leaving much of the world wondering what can be done. What do you think?

  • Why don't we make hostage-taking punishable by the death penalty? Then everyone would think twice before doing it.

    Carl Preston
    Systems Analyst

  • I'll tell you, I'm about six or seven beheadings away from demanding some answers about what's going on in Iraq.

    Dave Rudd
    Clerk

  • I'd like to think that if the situation were reversed, we here in Schaumburg wouldn't treat our hostages this way.

    Roger Monroe
    Firefighter

  • If I ever got beheaded, I would make sure the geyser of blood would stain my captors' clothing so they'd have to throw it out. Take that, terrorists!

    Dora Drucker
    Lawyer

  • As a State Department official, let me say that bargaining with terrorists is unacceptable. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause for the hostages.

    Bea Larson
    Public Official

  • We should just shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out. That's God, mind you, not Allah.

    Chet Johnson
    Civil Engineer

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