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    Iraq War: 5 Years Later

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•15 • Apr 8, 2008
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    • Troop Morale Boosted By Surprise Visit From First Dog

      BAGHDAD—The six-year-old White House pet was visibly interested in what was going on on the ground during his visit to Iraq.
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    • U.S. To Give Every Iraqi $3,544.91, Let Free-Market Capitalism Do The Rest

      WASHINGTON, DC—At a Monday press conference, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld announced a
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    • New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq

      LOS ANGELES–Fox executives Monday unveiled their latest reality-TV venture, Appointed By America, a new series in which contestants vie for the top spot in Iraq's post-war government.
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    • Bush: Maybe U.S. Military 'Just Not Very Good'

      WASHINGTON, DC —
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    • U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq

      WASHINGTON, DC—Pressed for additional troops to police the Iraqi general elections scheduled for January, the Pentagon announced Monday that it will dispatch 30,000 U.S. shopping-mall security guards to the troubled Sunni Triangle region.
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    • 800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq

      WASHINGTON—
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    • Cigarette Tax Hike To Pay For Iraq War

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    • Bush Announces Iraq Exit Strategy: 'We'll Go Through Iran'

      WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces' strategy for exiting Iraq.
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    • Bumbling Ragtag Regiment Achieves Heartwarming Victory In Iraq

      BAGHDAD—"Gosh, we were so down on our luck from seeing our friends maimed or killed, we were ready to call it quits," Cpl. Ben Tanner, an awkward beanpole, said.
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    • Retired Gen. George Washington Criticizes Bush's Handling Of Iraq War

      WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Revolutionary War veteran noted that while Hussein was a tyrant, that alone did not justify a "conflict that seems without design or end."
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