CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•32 Aug 8, 2012

Due to a misprint, the brainteaser in Sunday's issue was unsolvable. The Onion apologizes to anyone who was driven irreversibly mad.

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We're So Sorry

The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.

Homegrown Terrorism

The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.

You Were Right

After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.