American Voices

Is Oral Sex Sex?

December 13, 2000 | ISSUE 36•45

According to a recent USA Today cover story, oral sex is sharply on the rise among teenagers, many of whom do not consider it a form of sex. What do you think?

  • That's a relief. Turns out I haven't been sexually abusing my son, after all.

    Bernie Porter
    Locksmith

  • I was shocked to find that cunnilingus accounted for a full 1.3 percent of these oral-sex cases.

    Nina Hahn
    Occupational Therapist

  • This is just more of the usual conservative-Christian hysteria over teenagers swallowing miles of cock.

    Roger Blauvelt
    Systems Analyst

  • So is it wrong when I tell my students, 'Make love to me with your mouth'?

    Robert Hastings
    Teacher

  • These teens will believe anything the president goes on TV and says.

    Bernice Cole
    Medical Assistant

  • As a teen math whiz, I can't say I've heard or seen anything about this.

    Leonard Doby
    Student

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