American Voices

Is Syria Next?

April 23, 2003 | ISSUE 39•15

Tensions are rising between the U.S. and Syria, which the Bush Administration has warned against harboring fugitive Saddam loyalists. What do you think?

  • Syria should know better than to help its allies.

    Vincent Gregg
    Systems Analyst

  • On the one hand, it'd be foolish to extend a military action that has already earned us worldwide enmity. On the other hand, it's right there.

    Fran Whalen
    Attorney

  • I'd watch out for those Syrians. If we can learn anything from their past history, it's that those folks are heavily into smiting.

    Christopher Tam
    Machinist

  • I can think of lots of reasons to attack them, starting with their vital role in funding Sept. 11. What? Syria? I'm sorry, I thought you said Saudi Arabia.

    Christina Abel
    Dietitian

  • After Iraq, I think we should hit Syria, then Iran, then Egypt. Or maybe Iran, then Syria, then Pakistan. Gosh, there are so many ways we could go here.

    Dana Dubrow
    Homemaker

  • What possible justification could we have for going to war with Syria? Oh, I'm just kidding--go right ahead, I don't care.

    Rick Swopes
    Forklift Operator

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