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    Is That Your Tea Kettle Going Off, Or Are You Being Transported Back To A Gentler Time When Women Were Fair And The Riverboat Was King?

    Sunday Magazine • Lifestyle • ISSUE 49•12 • Mar 22, 2013
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    Is That Your Tea Kettle Going Off, Or Are You Being Transported Back To A Gentler Time When Women Were Fair And The Riverboat Was King?
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