Is There Life on Mars?

NASA scientists recently discovered a Martian rock that may contain the remains of ancient life, raising the distinct possibility that we are not alone in the universe. What do you think?

  • “Life on Mars? That's nothing—you should see the hideous lifeform that just fell out of my wife.”

    Herb Leuchtenberg –
    Financier

  • “As a 15th century peasant, I am frightened by this news. I must now go read Scripture by the light of a burning witch.”

    Oliver Teufel –
    Orthopedic Surgeon

  • “Perhaps now we'll find that men truly are from Mars—and that women are from Venus.”

    Karyn Orosco –
    Psychologist

  • “Earthman! You have violated the intergalactic codes of the Funk! I wanna see y'all put your hands together and get on up for the Mothership!”

    James Santos –
    Electrician

  • “Any educated person should know a meteor in Antarctica is no proof of Martian life. It can only be the passed gallstone of Guntuska, mighty All-Father of the Skies.”

    Patti Phelps –
    Comptroller

  • “This is another sign that the end is nigh. That's as good a reason as any to pork my cousin.”

    Tim Backman –
    Systems Analyst

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