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One Beer Can't Do Local Alcoholic Any Harm
02.18.98 | ISSUE 33•06
Loveless Marriage Offset By Beautiful Four-Bedroom Home
02.11.98 | ISSUE 33•05
Kathie Lee Gifford Denies Getting Sincerity Implants
War-Torn, Blood-Soaked Kosovo: Would Bombing It Help?
02.03.99 | ISSUE 35•04
Court Summons Comes With 1,025 Free Hours Of AOL
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Chili Dog, Cheddar Fries Caught In Area Beard
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