American Voices

Israel Requests NATO Help

July 27, 2006 | ISSUE 42•30

Israel surprised the international community by requesting that NATO troops be sent in to patrol the Lebanon–Israel border. What do you think?

  • So long as no one clues in the newbie members like Estonia and Latvia that there's a NATO Do-Not-Call List, this should be doable.

    Ian McDonaugh
    Architect

  • Didn't Condoleezza Rice just fly all the way to Lebanon? And the problem is still not solved

    Steve Mott
    Gift Shop Cashier

  • Well, we have to pull those troops out of Sudan immediately. You always help the least-brown people first, that's just how it works.

    Silvia Jones
    Ice Cream Scooper

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