American Voices

Jackson Jurors

August 17, 2005 | ISSUE 41•33

Two jurors in the Michael Jackson molestation trial said they regret acquitting Jackson, and both now have pending book deals. What do you think?

  • I, for one, am glad these jurors are finally getting a chance to weigh in on the Jackson trial.

    Stephen J. Perrault
    Software Engineer

  • If these jurors make a lot of money, the jury for the next Jackson molestation trial will be filled with opportunists.

    Madeline Novak
    Systems Analyst

  • Oh, this is just like 12 Angry Men, except this time, it ends with them letting a child molester go free.

    Susan L. Brady
    Marketing Clerk

  • Real-life trials have such hackneyed and predictable endings. Where's the creativity?

    Frederick C. Mish
    First-Line Supervisor

  • Shouldn't they have known that Jackson was guilty before the trial began?

    Daniel Hopkins
    Stenographer

  • This is what happens when a sleazy loonball is tried by a jury of his peers.

    Meil Serven
    Director Of Defining

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