American Voices

Jamie Oliver Unearths Joy Division Master Tapes

February 16, 2012 | ISSUE 48•07

While renovating the basement of a bank he plans to turn into a restaurant, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver reportedly found $1.7 million in valuables, which included jewelry, New Order and Joy Division master tapes, and a gun. What do you think?

  • I hope he takes this opportunity to start an amazing Joy Division–themed restaurant.

    Samuel Paice
    Lift-Slab Operator

  • Jamie Oliver, you say? And here I thought the Joy Division story couldn’t get any more depressing.

    Danny Gillian
    Forge Utility Worker

  • Two of Britain's greatest exports—Joy Division and Jamie Oliver—have just come together in a veritable explosion of the senses.

    Quinn Glover
    Restaurant Critic

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