Japanese Fans: New Godzilla Too Fat

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 50•20 May 18, 2014

According to the Japanese Times, die-hard Godzilla fans are complaining that the monster in the new Hollywood remake of the classic 1954 film looks too fat, with many users joking that the giant reptile has eaten too much American food. What do you think?

  • “Sorry if we like a little meat on our monsters.”

    Jackson Cahn –
    Biochemical Engineer

  • “Well, they say the camera adds at least 50,000,000 pounds.”

    Stanley Rundles –
    RV Salesman

  • “I just hope I look that good when I’m 60 years old.”

    Sylvia Lang –
    Marketing Adviser