Japanese Quake Led To Nuclear Leak

A 6.8-magnitude earthquake caused a Japanese nuclear reactor to crack, spilling more than 300 gallons of radioactive water into the ocean. What do you think?

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  “Of all the Godzilla marketing campaigns, this is the second-worst.”

  Paula Daniels –
  Registrar

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  “You'd think there would come a time where radioactive deformity wasn't introduced into every Japanese generation.”

  Jonah Klute –
  Fudge Maker

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  “What a shame. In every other respect, that earthquake zone was the perfect place to build a nuclear reactor.”

  Mark Cable –
  Systems Analyst