Jen And Vince Split

American Voices

December 8, 2006 | ISSUE 42•49

People magazine reports that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. What do you think?

Well, she traded down from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn, so I’d warn Ralph Macchio to look out.

Leanne Benning
Zoo Attendant
With a clunky portmanteau like Vincennifer, the two clearly had no future.

Tyler Samuels
Surveyor
Thank you so much for telling me. I'd hate to make some kind of faux pas if I were to run into them tomorrow at Wal-Mart.

Hector Hernandez
Systems Analyst

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