American Voices

Jenna Bush Married

May 13, 2008 | ISSUE 44•20

First daughter Jenna Bush was married to Henry Chase Hager on her father's ranch in Crawford, TX. What do you think?

  • So that makes him the Duke of Virginia now, right?"

    David Black
    Cashier

  • It was good her dad could get down there 65 times over the last eight years and clean up some of that brush for the wedding.

    Jill Berg
    Florist

  • Crap. I kinda had my eye on her.

    Bob Fridenbourg
    Dock Worker

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