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Latest GOP Debate Concludes With Candidates Wrestling Squealing Pig To Ground And Slaughtering It
11.11.11 | ISSUE 47•45
Security Guards Chase Naked USA Fan Around White House
11.04.11 | ISSUE 47•44
Sun Dreading Rising Today
10.30.11 | ISSUE 47•43
Nobody Touching Punch At CIA Christmas Party
12.09.08 | ISSUE 44•50
Jostens Unveils New Engagement Rings For Pregnant High-Schoolers
09.01.09 | ISSUE 45•36
Highlighting In Used Copy Of Plato's Republic Stops On Page 17
03.24.99 | ISSUE 35•11
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