'Jersey Shore' Cast On Strike

Cast members of the MTV reality series Jersey Shore are refusing to appear in a third season of the show until their salary of $10,000 per episode is increased. What do you think?

  • “They better be careful. MTV could decide to bring in scabs from Delaware instead."”

    Christina Rainey –
    Zookeeper

  • “Oh, shit. You don't want to mess with the goons from the MTV strikebreaking street team."”

    Fred Holmes –
    Systems Analyst

  • “That cast is so spoiled. In my day, we had Jeff Probst, a remote island, and an unspoken demand to keep ourselves looking anorexic."”

    Susan Hawk –
    Rancher

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