Jesse FawsObituaries • Local • ISSUE 49•20 • May 15, 2013 6152Jesse Faws, 28, died Tuesday in a dream about a plane crash while asleep on a plane that crashed.
Martha SarahnsMartha Sarahns, 78, passed away Saturday night surrounded by her closest friends, family, and this random dude who looked completely lost.
DonnieDonnie the cat had to be put to sleep Friday because, Jesus Christ, who has three grand for bladder stone removal?
Kevin MaguireKevin Maguire unwittingly martyred himself Wednesday for the cause of getting a stop sign put up on Larchmont.