Jessica Biel Searches Infectious

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What do you think?

  • “I choose to focus on the other 80 percent that return photos of a nice-looking woman with a phenomenal publicist and a fairly catchy name."”

    Charlie Biggin –
    Meter Reader

  • “What about combing through her garbage for a memento of some kind? That's harmless, right?"”

    Kevin Pozner –
    Labor Organizer

  • “Once I did a web search on Stephen Hawking, and my PC instantly gained 850 terabytes of memory and a 3-D holographic touch-screen interface."”

    Charlotte Haber –
    UPS Driver

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