Jessica Biel Searches Infectious

American Voices • Entertainment • celebrities • old internet • ISSUE 45•35 • Aug 27, 2009

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What do you think?

“I choose to focus on the other 80 percent that return photos of a nice-looking woman with a phenomenal publicist and a fairly catchy name."”
Charlie Biggin –
Meter Reader
“What about combing through her garbage for a memento of some kind? That's harmless, right?"”
Kevin Pozner –
Labor Organizer
“Once I did a web search on Stephen Hawking, and my PC instantly gained 850 terabytes of memory and a 3-D holographic touch-screen interface."”
Charlotte Haber –
UPS Driver

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