American Voices

Jessica Biel Searches Infectious

August 27, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35

According to a study by McAfee, 20 percent of all searches for actress Jessica Biel will return results infected with a virus or malware. What do you think?

  • I choose to focus on the other 80 percent that return photos of a nice-looking woman with a phenomenal publicist and a fairly catchy name."

    Charlie Biggin
    Meter Reader

  • What about combing through her garbage for a memento of some kind? That's harmless, right?"

    Kevin Pozner
    Labor Organizer

  • Once I did a web search on Stephen Hawking, and my PC instantly gained 850 terabytes of memory and a 3-D holographic touch-screen interface."

    Charlotte Haber
    UPS Driver

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