Jessica Simpson Has Baby

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•18 • May 2, 2012

Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?

“Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby.”
Laurie MacColl –
Systems Analyst
“Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring.”
Jeffrey Warbeck –
Grease Buffer
“I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple.”
Neal Monreale –
Weight Bulker

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