Jessica Simpson Has Baby

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•18 May 2, 2012

Former reality TV star Jessica Simpson gave birth to a 9-pound, 13-ounce daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, on Tuesday. What do you think?

  • “Jessica looks great ever since she lost those last few pounds of baby.”

    Laurie MacColl –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Remember when Beyoncé gave birth just a few months ago? That was also boring.”

    Jeffrey Warbeck –
    Grease Buffer

  • “I congratulate Jessica and her fiancé. But please tell me she had a C-section, so that her vagina remains comely and supple.”

    Neal Monreale –
    Weight Bulker

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