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Police Seize 250 Pounds of Marijuana Smoker
06.09.99 | ISSUE 35•22
Nursing Home Patient Glad She's Going Home Tomorrow Every Day
06.02.99 | ISSUE 35•21
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05.26.99 | ISSUE 35•20
Jaws Of Death Used To Stuff Woman Into Burning Car
09.28.06 | ISSUE 42•38
Clinton Becomes First President To Clear 18 Feet In Pole Vault
04.26.00 | ISSUE 36•15
Man Runs Into Ex-Wife While Wearing Sandwich Board
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