CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•36 Sep 5, 2012

Last Monday The Onion stated that it was a holiday when, in fact, it wasn’t. We apologize to all those who lost their jobs.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.