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Joblessness Not A Factor In Stimulus Money

August 6, 2010 | ISSUE 46•31

A survey of the distribution of federal stimulus money reveals that states with the highest unemployment are among those receiving the least recovery funding. What do you think?

  • That makes sense. It's just like with the regular distribution of money."

    Kayla Jones
    System Analyst

  • If they wanted money they'd get a promotion like me. Did you get my e-mail about my promotion?"

    Dustin Reynolds
    Vice President of Sales

  • Hey! I didn't want to hear any specifics about what the government was going to do with the money when they passed the stimulus, and I certainly don't want to hear any now."

    Josh Walters
    Mock-Up Builder

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