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259 New Objects Now Available In Gummi Form
04.28.99 | ISSUE 35•16
New History Textbook Makes Hatred Of History Come Alive For Students
04.21.99 | ISSUE 35•15
Data-Entry Clerk Reapplies Carmex At 17-Minute Intervals
Heroic Pit Bull Journeys 2,000 Miles To Attack Owner
04.17.02 | ISSUE 38•14
Supreme Court Told To Take Down Tip Jar
07.07.04 | ISSUE 40•27
U.S. Mint Employee Disciplined For Putting Own Face On Nickels
06.04.03 | ISSUE 39•21
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