JonBenet Suspect Confesses

American Voicescrimescandal ISSUE 42•33 Aug 21, 2006

A former teacher has been arrested in Thailand for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey. What do you think?

  • “And just in the nick of time. The public was almost ready to move on to another tragedy.”

    Jake Banker –
    Stock Clerk

  • “Was JonBenet the one who shot Joey Buttafucco because he cut off the penis of Tonya Harding's husband, OJ Simpson?”

    Troy Canzona –
    Caterer

  • “An accused murdering sex-offender goes into hiding, and no one thinks to check out Thailand?”

    Jessica Kinzler –
    Donut Maker

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