In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article. The Onion regrets that Julie is the one that got away and will haunt our hearts forever.
More Corrections
Mule Rank
The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.



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