In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article. The Onion regrets that Julie is the one that got away and will haunt our hearts forever.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.