CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•29 Jul 17, 2013

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article. The Onion regrets that Julie is the one that got away and will haunt our hearts forever.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Cucumber Mixup

In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.