American Voices

Jury: Peterson Deserves Death

December 22, 2004 | ISSUE 40•51

Last week, jurors recommended that Scott Peterson be sentenced to death for murdering his pregnant wife, Laci. What do you think?

  • Let this be a warning to psychopaths with photogenic wives everywhere.

    Pedro Fernandez
    Baggage Porter

  • What about Laci's fetus' potential children, and those childrens' children? Folks, this was way more than a double-homicide.

    Derrick Watts
    Systems Analyst

  • What's going on? I've been busy trying to keep up with the thousands of other murders that took place this year. I'm a bit out of the loop on the Peterson case.

    Sherry Morrison
    Cashier

  • This story had everything—sex, death, and now death once again. I would've appreciated some more sex, also.

    Rich Hale
    Bartender

  • What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she asks, 'Why do exhaustively drawn-out things happen to bad people?'

    Warren Jacobs
    Ship Captain

  • Finally, the death of little Connor, the fetus with no personality, will be avenged.

    Florence Norris
    Cardiologist

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