Jury: Peterson Deserves Death
Last week, jurors recommended that Scott Peterson be sentenced to death for murdering his pregnant wife, Laci. What do you think?
“Let this be a warning to psychopaths with photogenic wives everywhere.”
Pedro Fernandez –
Baggage Porter“What about Laci's fetus' potential children, and those childrens' children? Folks, this was way more than a double-homicide.”
Derrick Watts –
Systems Analyst“What's going on? I've been busy trying to keep up with the thousands of other murders that took place this year. I'm a bit out of the loop on the Peterson case.”
Sherry Morrison –
Cashier“This story had everythingsex, death, and now death once again. I would've appreciated some more sex, also.”
Rich Hale –
Bartender“What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she asks, 'Why do exhaustively drawn-out things happen to bad people?'”
Warren Jacobs –
Ship Captain“Finally, the death of little Connor, the fetus with no personality, will be avenged.”
Florence Norris –
Cardiologist



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