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Justice Department Won't Defend DOMA

February 25, 2011 | ISSUE 47•08

In a move that surprised observers, the Obama administration announced Wednesday that the Department of Justice would no longer uphold the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. What do you think?

  • Well I hope they don't expect my wife and I to do it, because we've got our hands full defending Christmas."

    Meredith Beatty
    Systems Analyst

  • Yay! Now I can marry my clock!"

    Paul Maodush
    Architect

  • Why're you asking me? I knew this shirt made me look gay. Thanks, Mom!"

    Larry Ziegahn
    Unemployed

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